Plan B is the new Plan A
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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