I feel like I'm in dance class right now
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
But we have bathrooms and they dont
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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