dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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