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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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