:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
