Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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