doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
