Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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