At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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