But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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