White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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