I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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