Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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