Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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