The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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