Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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