sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I think I won the penis lottery.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Two words: blizzard sex
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Randomize
