I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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