Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
This house was built for laser tag.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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