idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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