I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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