But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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