Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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