My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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