It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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