butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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