Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
