how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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