Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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