I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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