I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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