1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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