it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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