I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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