Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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