is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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