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• (224): View more from Illinois

  :( I'm sorry!!!

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  sexual favors sorry?

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  absolutely not

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  well that was a long night...

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  dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?

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  no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.

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  i gets down

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• (562): View more from California

  he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...

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  Does an alley count?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  no. 1 rule of bromania: no females

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.

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  That is a dream.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.

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