Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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