paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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