yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I FOUND THE LEGS
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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