My room smells like vodka and shame
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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