I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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