is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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