just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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