honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No subtext here. People are naked.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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