windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He literally asked permission to hit on me
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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