one two three fourrrrnication!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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