He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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