Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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