they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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